Weirdest roadside things you have seen ...

... because today I saw a beautiful, large and modern RV - towing a putrid green port-a-potty.  The unit was a typical industrial single-stall building like you see at festivals and fairs.  It was mounted on a tiny trailer, and it had reflector tape along the top and brake lights built in to the body, and trailer license plate. There was 4 of us in the car, all with cell phones, and no one thought to get a picture because we were hitting the brakes and hanging our heads out the window for a close-up glimpse before the RV turned onto another road.

Once on a back road between small towns in Arkansas, I saw a very old man driving an ancient small forklift with the bucket fully extended up while he was driving across the gravel parking lot of a small bait and grocery store. In the bucket was (presumably) his very old wife, in a bonnet and work apron, and she was being driven toward a very old and tall wooden sign where (presumably) she was going to perform repairs or additions.

Once on an Arizona highway, we rounded a corner at the full speed limit only to find a bunch of (because I don't know if it would be a flock, a herd, a gaggle...) of emus, who had escaped from a nearby emu ranch.  They were on the hillside, and all over the road, not in a hurry, and kind of walked around each other in confusion, each going different ways while highway traffic was rounding that bend at high speeds and desperately aiming for the shoulders.

A friend drives freight and prefers driving at night.  He now avoids parts of New Mexico if possible because of "ufo's or whatever they were".  He has seen them a few times and the last time scared him so bad he won't talk about it, so we have no idea what it was but you can sure see the change in him when the subject comes up...